birther

birther
1. (Birther) (4238↑, 2823↓)
A racist sore loser who can't deal with having a black president so they make up absurd conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's birth certificate. These nutjobs actually believe that there has been a conspiracy going back 48 years to fake Barack Obama's birth certificate. Apparently they had a crystal ball and knew that this black child (born in the days of segregation) would someday run for President.

Just ignore that racist nutjob foaming at the mouth. He's a right wing "birther" conspiracy nut.

2. (Birther) (2069↑, 709↓)
A derogatory slang term for hetereosexuals and heterosexual couples. Primarily used within the male homosexual community in the 1980s and early 1990s and, to a lesser extent, by fervent pro-population control advocates who deliberately choose not to have children. This definition has been eclipsed by the contemporary use of the term "birther" to describe those who question President Obama's citizenship/eligibility to be President. However, it now has a double entendre "inside joke" aspect to it when used by gays (and to a lesser extent, lesbians) in reference to conservative "birther" (anti-Obama) activists. As acceptance of homosexuality has become more mainstream since the 1990s, this derogatory term for straights/straight-couples has fallen out of use in all but the most hard-core gay circles.

The [birthers] who passed Proposition 8 in California are all conservative religious fundamentalists who need to keep their Bible out of politics. China's "one-child" policy is the only way to keep those [birthers] from destroying Gaia (Mother Earth).

3. (Birther) (2124↑, 814↓)
Someone who has given birth. Your Birther would be your mother. Has nothing to do with Barrack Obama; yet is still used in that context.

Guy 1:Wild party last night Guy 2:Oh hell yeah Guy1: My birther's gonna be pissed though. Guy 3: Shit man, That sucks.

4. (birther) (3298↑, 2062↓)
A person who believes that Barack Obama has controversy and/or fraud surrounding his birth, though all theories have been either rejected or proved false.

The birthers gathered on the steps of the Supreme Court - all 20 of them. http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/09/birthers-get-another-lifeline/

5. (Birther) (2091↑, 931↓)
A term used to label individuals who wish to maintain and assure that the presidential-requirement of being born on American soil is adhered to.

Birthers hold that Arnold Swartzenegger would not meet this presidential-requirement because he was born in Austria.

6. (Birther) (2430↑, 1328↓)
A knuckle dragging gutter culture warrior related to tea bagging citizens who don't want to pay taxes because they don't support our troops. "Obama's parents were so smart they planned 50 years ago to have a baby on foreign land and get him elected into the White House so he can raise taxes to pay for our troops. It's true I am a tea bagging birther"

What were those tea bagging protesters complaining about again? Ohh yay they refuse to accept a black man as president and now have resorted to saying Obama can not be president cause he is an illegal alien. Sounds crazy? No I am just a tea bagging "birther."

7. (Birther) (1716↑, 626↓)
A natural-born citizen who, by coincidence, happens to be a natural-born racist, natural-born moron, and a natural-born asshole.

Randy: Hey, Billy-Bob, did you know Barrack Obama is not eligible to be President? Billy-Bob: Yeah sure do... so when you and yer sister gettin married? Randy: Soon as my pa's done with her. He's a birther.

8. (birther) (3820↑, 2747↓)
birth-er noun A person who derives sexual pleasure from covering him- or herself in fresh placenta while having intercourse with a woman immediately after she has given birth.

Sane person \#1: Did you hear that guy on Fox News who kept insisting Obama was born in Kenya? Sane person \#2: Don't listen to him. He's a birther. Those people are into some really sick stuff.

9. (birther) (2392↑, 1342↓)
A [redneck] born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

10. (birther) (1641↑, 631↓)
1) A [conspiracy] theorist convinced of his/her intellectual superiority and rightness about Obama's birth on another planet, star or galaxy far, far away and long, long ago--or anywhere as long as it's not in the U.S. (e.g., Kenya--or maybe Sirius, as in "Are you?? [Really]\!??"). 2) An [ignoranus] whose [religion] and entire life purpose just ended April 27, 2011 when the legitimate [President] of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, II, released his legitimate, long-form birth certificate issued in Hawaii--a non-news event ridiculously treated as news by the [blithering], [lemming] [media]. 3) An [inbred] [cousin] of Patrick, the [retarded] starfish on Spongebob Squarepants who said: "Stupid people are blissfully unaware of just how stupid they really are. (Droooooool)" 4) A stupidiot moron sponging off the Idiocracy formerly known as the United States of America, and focusing attention on something unimportant and already verified, to distract from real problems for real people.

News media: So birthers--what are you gonna do now that Obama's birth certificate is out and verifiable? Birther 1: Hari kari\!\!\! Birther 2: Dunno. (drooooool) Birther 3: Duh...I guess...uh...mmm--hold it, I have to ask my [OverLord] what's the next thing to worry to death like a rabid [pit bull]. Goin' ta get my [meds] now, before I start drooling...Oops--(droooooool)

11. (Birther) (1762↑, 784↓)
A sore loser who happens to also be racist and have a brain no larger than a peanut. They also have exceptionally large mouths and an utter inability to understand basic facts. This term is usually employed to those people who possess the aforementioned characteristics who actually believe that president Barack Obama, a half-black Hawaiian, was born in Kenya. They also have the delusion that President Obama won't release his birth certificate to the public, despite the fact that no other president has actually been asked to and he actually has it posted, like, all over the internet. Since a fundamental quality of a birther is that he or she cannot understand basic facts, they reject the fact that it exists and go on, contented, that he is spending millions to hide it.

Does that guy really reject this proposition despite the overwhelming evidence that it is true? What a birther\!

12. (birther) (1742↑, 787↓)
an inbred racist redneck who can't accept the idea of a black man in the White House so they make up ridiculous lies about Barack Obama

According to U.S. law there are 2 ways a person can be considered a natural born citizen: 1. Law of the soil Anyone born on U.S. soil is automatically considered a natural born citizen no matter where their parents were from and even if their parents were in the country illegally. 2. Law of the blood If a person has at least one parent who is a U.S. citizen they are automatically considered a natural born citizen no matter where they are born. -------------------------------------------------------------------- John McCain was born in Panama but his parents were U.S. citizens so McCain is a natural born citizen by law of the blood. Barack Obama was born in the state of Hawaii so he is a natural born citizen by law of the soil. Even if Obama had been born in Kenya or some other country as the birther morons have alleged his mother was a U.S. citizen so he would still be a natural born citizen by law of the blood.

13. (birther) (2043↑, 1090↓)
someone who believes that someone with black skin can't possibly be a [real america]n, and thus cannot legally serve as president.

I'm a proud birther: I think everybody whose skin is darker than mine should be deported... or forced to work in the service industry for other whites like myself.

14. (Birther) (8040↑, 7122↓)
A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.

"Did you know that Barack Obama's parents concealed the location of his birth because they knew he would grow up to be President? What? Of course it makes sense, I'm a birther\!"

15. (birther) (1393↑, 635↓)
Dull witted racist. Most are victims of sexual assault by several of their parents, step-parents and moms boyfriends, but have suppressed the memories.

A: Why does Johnny get in fights at school so often? B: Who knows? A: I think he's a Birther.

Author: Shut Up Morans http://birther.urbanup.com/5781947
16. (birther) (1390↑, 1021↓)
A term for the frothy liquid mixture formed in the vagina when a baby is born. It is a foul smelling combination of maternal blood, vernix, and meconium (baby poop) that drips down over the mother's anus during the third stage of labor. It is thought to be a contraction of the words "birth" and "lather."

Nurse, would you please wipe that birther off the crack of my patient's ass?

17. (Birther) (1529↑, 2221↓)
Jargon term, or buzz word used by mainstream media to discredit, and marginalize the legal battle of Philip Berg, a registered democrat operating out of PA. The term was most recently pegged in an attempt to divide, a bi-partisan investigation into the legitimacy of Barack H Obama's Presidency.

If you don't like mafia leaders, and respect the rule of law, then you are a birther.

Author: Zealot Nihilist http://birther.urbanup.com/4141006
18. (birther) (2045↑, 3199↓)
Derogatory term used by those that oppose requiring President Obama to produce the long-form version of his birth certificate against those that do desire such proof. In 1961 Hawaii would produce a short-form version of its birth certificate for those born in foreign countries, however the long-form version would produce such facts as attending physician, hospital, time of birth etc. The short-form Hawaiian birth certificate only certifies the fact of a live birth on a certain date without giving the aforementioned details. "Birthers" would like President Obama and all subsequent candidates to be required to produce the long-form, which President Obama refuses to do.

"Birthers don't believe President Obama has proven his legitimacy." See above derogatory examples.

Author: Guerrilla Conservative http://birther.urbanup.com/4069830
19. (Birther) (1682↑, 3096↓)
A United States citizen who has concerns and finds it very odd, that coming up on a year now, the person in the Whitehouse is STILL spending MILLIONS of dollars to make sure the people that own the country and pay his salary never see his school records, his collage records, and along with numerous other requests of diverse documents his long form Hawaii or Sudanese or... birth certificate. A birther is equally astonished that Barry has managed to convince people under the age of 25, the intellectuals, and internet masses who watch on average of 75 YouTube videos a day, and who elected him, that they should not waste time wondering why it's strange for a man to waste millions of dollars protecting these documents that EVERY president to date has happily relinquished before the campaign. A brither is equally astonished that non-birthers believe birthers think Barry was smart enough to have planned this all in advance, or that his Muslim father may have planned this decades ago. On the contrary, as with all compulsive liars, they are generally dumb, and their lies, like this one, WILL CATCH UP WITH THEM. Birthers are the same people trying to save the non-birthers who elected Barry from a life of misery, tyranny, Islamic/communist rule and debt and the non-birthers will one day grow up and mature and feel like the birthers do about their country, and finally desire to protect its constitution. One more thing. A Birther is actually a term only used by non-birthers, similar to homophobe, only being used by sexual perverts. Those called birthers by the non-birthers are simply United States citizens who understand what it means to love our country and defend its most sacred document of freedom and LAW. Most of these names can be traced to the desk of the biggest anti-American of all, Nancy Pelosi.

If there is no issue of eligibility on any of Barry's documents, then why does Barry keep hiring lawyers and spending MILLIONS to keep those stupid birthers from seeing them? Has anyone besides a stupid birther ever thought how stupid non-birthers are for believing that Barry has any other reason to hide all these documents? Actually, birther is the wrong epithet. Since it is not just a long form birth certificate that Barry is spending MILLIONS on lawyers to keep hidden. A better word needs to be dreamed up for someone who wants to see LOTS of HIDDEN DOCUMENTS that EVERY other president in the history of this nation has happily released before the campaign.

Related: obama, conspiracy, teabagger, racist, wingnut, birth, deather, racism, truther, asshole, conservative, idiot, astroturf, birfer, communist, freeper, gop, kenya, moonbat, politics, propaganda, republican, socialism, tinfoil hat, whacko
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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